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Entry 1151 — Grumman Cartoon

Sunday, July 14th, 2013

I have not done much cartooning during the past twenty years, and I was never too ept at it, hence the cartoonic poorness of the following:

SummerDaydreamnoonoo

The text is from my first cryptographic poem.  It was about a boy writing a coded message.

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Entry 1137 — 2 More Shrigley Cartoons

Sunday, June 30th, 2013

Two more cartoons by David Shrigley from the October 2012 issue of ARTnews:

Career

IWon'tKillYou

Captian1

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Entry 1136 — Something for New Yorker Cartoon Fans

Saturday, June 29th, 2013

I’m trying to get an essay done, so want this entry out of the way as fast as possible.  Ergo, I’m just posting the following link.  I probably shouldn’t, because I’m sure it will make this entry my most popular one ever, but . . .  I’m no big fan of the New Yorker, either.  Nonetheless, here’s the link:  the New Yorker.  If you have any kind of sense of humor, you’ll be glad you did.

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Entry 1134 — David Shrigley Cartoons

Thursday, June 27th, 2013

2 cartoons by David Shrigley from the October 2012 issue of ARTnews (because I’m in my null zone again):

Footprint

 

IHateBalloons

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Entry 1104 — Footnote Humor

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

Oops, I suddenly seem to be succumbing to the politicodementia I suffer fiercely from from time to time but do my best to conceal, so please excuse the long, large ellipsis I’ll need to recover

LargeLongEllipsis

(The above was deleted from the entry to my Scientific American blog I just finished.  I was afraid the ellipsis would be too difficult to reproduce the way I wanted it–and proved to be here. It was supposed to be right next to “recover”–with this to its immediate right: 1 Consequently, I had to delete the following footnotes, as well.)2

1 Thanks to Marton Koppany, my ellipsis-trainer, for the success of the above: it gave me all the time I needed to recover.2

2 I just remembered that footnotes also indicate exponents.  Result: I’m suddenly taken with the question of what “)” cubed would equal. Would it take one to the apeiron?3

3 See Irving’s “Where?”4

4 Warning: I’m now seriously considering an entry consisting of nothing but footnotes.  They are too much fun!  (Blame Knit Witted, whose Very Funny footnotes are an important influence on me.)5

5 This footnote was not among them.  I’m adding it to explain that my lapse into politicodementia had to do with a joke about “gerontophobia: that’s still in the entry, although as dumb as the jokes above–which I nonetheless think funny enough to put here.

As for the apeiron, you can read about that in my Scientific American blog.

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Entry 1085 — Desecration, Twice

Friday, April 26th, 2013

From New-Poetry (posted there by Jerry McGuire, to whom much thanks):

Batman&Haiku

 

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Entry 468 — A Lot of Frogs

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

so many frogs/ in one pond/ croaking

Ed Baker

 

 

 

Entry 467 — Pushing the Asemic Envelope

Friday, July 15th, 2011

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Noteless Asemic Opera

Noteless Asemic Opera

 

 

Verbal Asemic Poem for Geof Huth

 

 

Standard Asemic Poem

Standard Asemic Poem

 

Clearly, if a poem can be asemic, an asemic poem can be verbal.  The point remains: to create forward-going art requires only that you seriously misname what you are doing.  And that’s it for this lesson in automotive mechanics, folks.  Come back tomorrow for something more entertaining by Ed Baker.

 

Entry 466 — Basho Makes the Funnies

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

I’m surprised Geof hasn’t posted this at his blog already, but since he hasn’t, I’ll post it here:

It’s a desecration, hence hilarious.  It’s also interesting evidence of the apparent popularity of Basho, although I doubt too many who see this strip will understand it.  Although they may still find it amusing.

Meanwhile, I was not feeling too good earlier–tired from running an errand, trying only partly successfully to mow my lawn–because of a malfunctioning mower–and doing my exercises, as well as my usual lack-of-sleep and blahness.  Then I noticed an ad I’ve seen before for a poetry contest with a first prize of $5000 in the latest issue of Poetry, which I have a review copy of.  I had been disgusted with a poem by David Ferry, winner of the $100,000 Ruth Lilly Poetry prize given by the foundation running Poetry, and featured in this issue of the magazine.  Result, I suddenly had a yen to enter the poetry contest–with a poem that could be paraphrased as “mathematics divided into poetry equals genius with a remainder of angrily befuddled Philistines accidentally exposed.”

That only made me briefly happy.  What boosted me into a much more durable happiness was my then knocking out good drafts of four new long division poems, three of which I doubt I’ll change but which will need visimages, which will probably be abstract-expressionist.  The fourth one won’t need much more, I don’t think.  One of the others still voices my hostility toward the morons who will probably be judging this contest with a comparison of superior poetry to “locations miles away from anywhere any certified American Poet has ever visited.”

Rattle, the magazine running the contest, is asking for up to four poems, so it makes sense to enter the maximum.  I will probably replace the hostile one with another new one (only new work is allowed), then publish all five when I lose the contest to poets at Ferry’s level (15 of them, each getting $100; one will later get the big prize).  One nice thing about the contest is that the finalists will be announced no later than 15 September.  I have to get my entries in by 1 August, though.

I have no chance of the big prize but my poems will be quite verbal, so I may, by a fluke, make it into the finals, which would generate some publicity for me.

 

 

 

Entry 424 — A Non-Haiku

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Over at Otherstream Unlimited people are posting opinions and other stuff in short texts they are calling “haiku” simply because they consist of three lines, a seven-syllable one in the middle of two five-syllable ones.  There’s a lot more to haiku than that.  So I posted the following to the group:

.                                           haiku seem stupid
.                                           only to those dumb enough
.                                           to think this is one

Suchoon Mo then commented:
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.                                            ha ha ha ha ha
.                                            ha ha ho ho ha ha ha
.                                            ho ho ha ha ha!

I may get something of consequence done today, but not here.

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Entry 1207 — The Experioddicist, July 1993, P.4

Sunday, September 8th, 2013

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Note: I consider Geof’s poem a masterpiece–one of more than a few he’s done I wish I’d done.

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Entry 942 — “eapt,” by (surprise!) John M. Bennett

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

The following poem John M. Bennett posted yesterday to Spidertangle and elsewhere, at once struck me as among the very best of the huge number of superior poems he has done.  Partially out of laziness, but partially also to give others a chance to reflect on the poem without the temptation of seeing what I have to say about it and possibly being deflected from their own equal or better discoveries, I am going to just let it sit here uncritiqued today.

eapt

 

flooded haphtic duu

stt’s yr nodte nude

)label streaming( to )ss

ed( cash an )slo

shshed( where the

moumouthless lungch

“lost’s tea cher” )fol

ded yellp(

 

sot ,dusty

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Entry 99 — MATO2, Chapter 2.07

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

What follows is something I compiled from a mixture of writings I wrote about The World of Zines. Some of it may be repetitions of passages in published materials, and some may be material I deleted from articles that were too long for publication.  I may have published some of it, too, who knows.  In any case, it adds to my picture of the history of Factsheet Five.

Comments on The World of Zines

Mike Gunderloy had been active in the micro-press for some ten years when I joined his team, having then–at the age of 22 or so–founded Factsheet Five as a sort of “zine zine” specializing in reviewing other zines (a zine being a kind of periodical that is to small press magazines what the latter are to, well, Cosmopolitan or NewsWeek).  Factsheet Five was purely a hobby for Gunderloy at first.  Working out of his garage (or the equivalent), he gradually turned it into something resembling a real business, eventually having it printed by offset and getting it commercially distributed.  His last issue had a press run of over 10,000 copies.  That in itself wasn’t enough to bring him financial success.  What it did, though, was establish him as an authority on zines, which were the subject of the book Penguin signed him up for, The World of Zines.  And now he’s getting national press coverage–and making at least a little money.

According to one newspaper article on Gunderloy, at least one other editor has recently been directly absorbed from a zine into the BigTime: a fellow named Christian Gore.  Seven years ago, at the age of 19, Gore started a six-page zine on movies called Film Threat that is now a slickzine with a circulation of 125,000.  So, while the only sane reason to begin a zine is to say things, however privately, that the mainstream isn’t, dreaming of one day reaching a public of some size is not entirely irrational.

In any event, if you’re at all interested in zines–as a publisher or would-be publisher of one, or as just a reader–I highly recommend The World of Zines to you.  It provides excellent, if brief, reviews, such as the one that follows concerning Raleigh Clayton’s Fugitive Pope (available for $1 in cash or stamps from Raleigh Clayton Muns, 7351-A Burrwood Dr., St. Louis MO 63121), which I chose at random from the 300-plus that are discussed in The World of Zines, seems to me typical of the genre.  Here’s what Gunderloy and his co-editor Cari Goldberg Janice have to say about it:

“Life as a librarian need not be terminally dull, as Raleigh proves over and over again in these pages.  He recounts strange questions encountered at the reference desk, gives us glimpses of what it’s really like in librarian school and suggests ways to discourage masturbation in the stacks.  Along the way, bits and pieces of obscure writing are dropped in–almost as much fun as finding them serendipitously among the stacks.”

Note Fugitive Pope’s resemblance to an ongoing letter.  Such is generally what most zines resemble, though a letter usually confined to some central subject–a librarian’s life here, flying saucers (UFO) or old Norse religions (Asynjur) elsewhere.  Comics, sports, sci fi, hobbies and collecting, “hip whatnot,” travel, and–this a single category– splatter, death & other good news are just some of the other general topics the zines reviewed get into.

It is refreshing to note that Gunderloy and Janice include on their pages almost as many graphics, rants, poems and other matter culled from the zines under review as they do commentary. Hence, we’re not just told about zines, we’re meaningfully exposed to parts of them.

Contact and ordering information for every zine mentioned is included, too.  Moreover, a number of pages at the book’s end deal in detail with the nitty-grit of starting, running and circulating one’s own zine.  This should make The World of Zines highly useful, particularly for people outside the knownstream who have incorrect interests, or lack credentials, but who nonetheless want to have some kind of voice in their culture, however small.

Of course, it can’t be said that The World of Zines is perfect: every connoisseur of the field will find dozens of terrible omissions (where, for example, is my favorite zine, the subtle journal of raw coinage?!?).  Considering that there are something like 20,000 zines extant (according to the authors’ estimate, which seems sound to me), this is inevitable.  It is not important, for the object of the book is to introduce the scene it covers, not exhaustively memorialize it, and this The World of Zines does with efficiency and flair.

Here endeth the history of my involvement in Factsheet Five. Later I’ll be quoting from columns I wrote for it.

Entry 397 — The Long Division Machine in Action « POETICKS

Entry 397 — The Long Division Machine in Action

From a May 2009 blog entry (because, again, I have nothing better to post):

This pretty exactly shows how a long division example strikes me: that is, I see it, in motion, rather than read it.  I feel it.  Hence, it’s automatically more meaningful to me than it is to most others.  I find it wonderful how the dividend shed can take two terms and chunk out one meaningful way they relate to each other.

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Entry 588 — Back to “the the” « POETICKS

Entry 588 — Back to “the the”

 A brand-new mathemaku I got the simple idea for a few days ago and made on my computer yesterday.  One thing I dislike a great deal about it is that it is an opinion poem–worse, the opinion is a political one.  But it has a nice graphic taken from my Long Division of Poetry series to which a photograph of outer space taken by the Hubble telescope has been added.  A central meaning of its remainder, which I stole from the fourth frame of my “Suite for Odysseus” is “mystery.”  As you all should know, its dividend, which I use in lots of poems, is from a poem by Wallace Stevens.

 

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 Thursday, 8 December 2011, 3 P.M.  I’m in a good mood.  The poem above came out reasonably well, and smoothly–and gave me something for this blog entry.  It will probably be in my show, so counts as work done for that.  But I also got one of my piece for that into a frame that can be set on a counter, which counts indisputably as work for the show.   Meanwhile, I’ve disconnected completely from my Shakespeare book.  Next, I have to get a press release for the show done.  Should be easy but I’m having trouble pumping myself up to do it.

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