ENTRY 105 — A Taxonomy of Elitism

February 13th, 2010

While puttering my way into an essay I want to write about what causes Shakespeare-Denial and thinking about Shakespeare-Deniers worship of aristocrats and the educated, I formed the following, which I thought might be a welcome break from my Of Manywhere-at-Once rough draft:

A Taxonomy of Elitism

aristophile: an elitist who holds that aristocrats (or the equivalent, such as the later generations of the Rockefellers and Vanderbilts in the USA) are superior to everyone else to the degree that they are high in social status, with those whose status is highest being at least an order of  magnitude more important than everyone else.

celebriphile: an elitist who holds that the people the front pages of newspapers deal with are superior to everyone else, with those most discussed and photographed being at least an order of magnitude more important than everyone else.

politiphile: an elitist who holds that office-holding politicians and those appointed to positions by politicians are superior to everyone else to the degree that they have power, with those having most political power being at least an order of magnitude more important than everyone else.

culturaphile: an elitist who holds persons he considers to be of high achievement in the arts and sciences are superior to everyone else to the degree that their accomplishments are great, with those whose achievements are the greates being at least an order of magnitude more important than everyone else.

eduphile: an elitist who holds that the formally-educated (but certified schools and/or professional tutor are superior to everyone else to the degree that they are formally-educated, with those most formally-educated academics being at least an order of magnitude more important than everyone else.

plutophile: an elitist who holds that wealthy people are superior to everyone else to the degree that they are wealthy, with the wealthiest being at least an order of magnitude more important than everyone else.

ethophile: an elitist who holds that those he considers morally upright are superior to everyone else to the degree that they are morally upright, with those closest, in his view, to sainthood, being at least ten orders of magnitude more important than everyone else.

* * *

I have no problem owning up to the fact that I am a grade-A culturaphile, perhaps a culturaphiliac, or excessively ardent culturaphile.  I am to a degree a plutophile, too, for I do believe rich people are superior to poor people, although–of course–some poor people are superior to some rich people.  In fact one poor person, ME, is superior to ALL rich persons.  I also believe that those who are aristocrats by birth are superior to those who aren’t, or were when being an aristocrat meant something.  I consider myself semi-aristo- cratic due to much of my ancestors having been relatively prominent in this country for over three hundred years. There are two streets in my hometown of Norwalk, Connecticut, which was founded in 1650, that are named after the Grumman family, and the British were recorded as having watched the locally famous burning of the town during the Revolutionary War from Grumman Hill.  William Tecumsa Sherman is a cousin as is James Sherman I think that was his name, the only man elected to the office of U.S. Vice President who died before serving, and LeRoy Grumman, the founder of Grumman Aircraft.

I hope no one who knows me thinks I’m bragging about this rather than disclosing a few amusing things about my background.  I do think familial background important but don’t think mine was anything of note, though not wholly shabby, either.

None of the other elitisms appeal to me, at all.  Some I’m downright contemptuous of.

Other notes: Shakespeare-Deniers are both aristophiliacs and eduphiliacs.  Most people are mixtures of elitists, not infrequently excessively elitist in one small way or another.

Feedback on my taxonomy most welcome.  Any elitist I failed to list?  Any I should not have?

Entry 104 — MATO2, Chapter 3.05

February 12th, 2010

13 December 1991 was a bad day for me: Annie Stanton called a with the news that Diane Walker had died of a sudden heart attack two weeks previously.  Annie and Diane and I had been particularly close while in Dr. Boston’s independent studies group.)   My Christmas card to Annie had mentioned Diane which made her immediately call me.  I think Diane was about sixty.  In any event, she died a lot too young.  She was the first close friend of mine I’d lost.

On Sunday, 15 December 1991 Diane was still much on my mind but a good (and sympathetic) visit from Mike Kettner provided some relief.  He arrived late, mainly due to my having forgotten that Midway Blvd, one of the two streets my house is on,  is shut down at both ends by construction.  He was here for two and a half hours, though (causing me to miss most of the Giants’ game that I’d planned to watch, which was fortunate, as they were again lousy).  Lots of anecdotes, about such things as the phone-sex business he was involved with for a while, about his turning pacifist during the Vietnam War as a green beret (the subject of a novel he’s trying to peddle) and later hiding out in Canada, his onetime heroin addiction, his meeting jwcurry who is a marijauna junkie (as is–less so, he says–Mike), the literary scene in Seattle, his job as civil service parking lot attendant at the University of Washington in Seattle and his troubles with his boss.  I did a bit of talking, too, about my less interesting life.

A few days later I heard from Jeff, continuing a philosophical discussion we’ve been having, as well as telling me the piece on my work will be in the second issue of his new magazine–and a short review of Of Manywhere-at-Once in a later issue.  He also said nice things about my Apollo poem.

Tuesday  24 December 1991 I put a copy of my book in a package and sent it in for review to the American Book Review.   Nothing came of that, probably because, like most such publications they didn’t then review self-published work.

A week or so later, I sent a copy of Of Manywhere-at-Once to Laurel Speer a fellow  columnist for in hopes she’d comment on it privately, and possibly in her column as well.  I was sure she would, for she’d written many columns about her struggle as a writer.  She did write back briefly about it but said it wasn’t the sort of thing she wrote about in her column or something to that effect.  Oh, well, she wasn’t too bad a poet and writer, but not what I’d call minimally adventurous in either poetry or prose.

Next another vain attempt to get a little publicity, and maybe more, this time from William Dickey, via what I think was a good, amusing short letter in a padded envelope with my Of Manywhere-at-Once.  I had thought several times of sending him the book, in its previous form, mainly due to what I considered  its similarity in several ways to his Self-Interviews and Sorties, and because, what the Hell, he might turn out to be a decent sort.  Anyway, I chose now to send him the book purely on impulse.  Doing it made me feel good, but by mid-morning the day I mailed it went dead on me, I don’t know why.

Entry 103 — MATO2, Chapter 3.04

February 11th, 2010

On  Monday  27 May 1991 My internationalization continued when I threw a copy of my book into an envelope for Christian LaPorte of France, who is interested in visual poetry, among other things.  The next day  I heard from Pete Spence.  He offered to send me a visual poetry show.  Urp.  I’ll see if I can find a place to put it on at.

Two weeks later, my brother Bill telephoned to say he’d gone to see Visualog IV, a show Karl Kempton had curated in California then passed on to Bill Keith for a showing in a town in New York a bit to the north of the Big Apple.  Bill reported enjoying it.  My Shakespeare piece was part of it as well as my pluraesthetic poetry essay (the one the Atlantic form-rejected, I believe).  Bill said the building was nice, the pieces attractively displayed, in good lighting.  There were benches, one of them near my essay, so that people could sit in the bench and read what I’d written.  There were only works by ten or fifteen artists, according to Bill–unless he missed a room or something.  So I guess I was particularly honored by my inclusion.

8:20 P.M.  Thursday  20 June 1991 The mail was vaguely interesting and included a copy of a James Kilpatrick column that had appeared 3 February but which I hadn’t seen.  It had a paragraph about “vizlation.”  Kilpatrick described my rationale for wanting it added to the language pretty well (describing me as “a word-hunter from Port Charlotte, Florida,” but not mentioning my name).  He said he thought it ought to be deported but asked for other nominations, which suggests that he agrees a word for “visual art” would be useful.

9 P.M.  Friday  26 July 1991 The mail was pretty interesting.  I got a letter from Pete Spence denouncing my taxonomizing, and my admiration for Cummings.  He said he would no longer be sending me his visual poetry show.  What an asshole.  (We were mad at each other for a year or two, but I still said good things about his work, which I admired and still do.  I’m not sure when we made up, but we did.  I believe he is the only one in my field I ever had a Major Break-Up with.  Except for Karl Kempton: I have Major Break-Ups with him every other month.   I think he just got into a bad mood when he severed ties with me.  We’re pretty good Internet friends now.

10 P.M.  Thursday  1 August 1991 I got a letter from John Martone in which he (1) thanked me for a very good job on his second RASPbook; (2) said he’d read and very much liked my Manywhere-at-Once book; and (3) invited me to submit something for the little press it turns out he’s running.  That works out to THREE micro-triumphs!  I like (2) best, of course, but hope I can respond to (3).

10 P.M.  Wednesday  7 August 1991 I got a form to fill out from the Who’s Who people, the real ones.  I filled it out.  It will be screened, then if I satisfy their criteria, I will become a Who’s Who of “the South and Southwest.”  I wonder how they selected me to begin with?  I’m sure I won’t pass their second screening but it’s interesting that I got even this preliminary attention.

I also got a nice little catalog of stuff in that Irish mail art exhibit I sent my colored work to some months back.  My contribution was reproduced and looked okay.  Nice to see it in the catalog.

10:30 P.M.  Thursday  8 August 1991 I’ve been feeling pretty good today–not, I hope, because of that Who’s Who letter.  I would hate to think that all my weariness has been due to lack of public recognition, or–if so–that so trivial an occurence as being nominated for inclusion in a book 20,000 others are already in, and which I almost certainly won’t get into this time around could instantly cure it.  But who knows what goes on in the side-zones of my cloddish brain.

3 September 1991  Aa letter from Len Fulton turning down my offer to do columns for his magazine, but saying he’d like to run an slightly extended version of the sample column I’d sent him as a guest editorial.  Sounds okay to me.  I also got a short form letter from some editor wanting a response to Mike Gunderloy’s getting rid of Factsheet Five.

11:54 P.M.  Monday  9 September 1991  I just got off the phone after two and a half hours with David Thomas Roberts, who called me from Mississippi.  We had a good chat about all sorts of things.  He was very complimentary about my writing, and interesting about his own.

23 September 1991  C L Champion accepted the visual poem I’d sent him, so that was a plus, and he sounds bright and suitably enthusiastic about the right things

8:30 P.M.  Friday  27 September 1991 I did have one long phone call, though,  Surllama called me.  Turns out he’s a 21-year-old by the name of Kevin.  Seemed a nice kid, and very interested in micro-press publishing.  Wants to do his own magazine.  We talked for a little over two hours and he’s going to drop in for a visit next Thursday.  He’s not very literary but interesting.

9 P.M  Thursday  3 October 1991  Kevin-slash-Surllama, as he now calls himself, was over from 2:30 till 4 or so.  He’s rather striking-looking, with hair that’s almost white, and blue eyes.  Five eight, I guess.  He seems rather narrow in his focus but amiable enough.  He now wants to go ahead with a mail art show and I helped him with a collage for the flyer he’s going to send around.  I said I’d make a hundred copies for him.  I got little hint that he has too much in common with me esthetically.  Scatology and sex and violence, he likes, but also unusual juxtapositions of word and/or images.  Probably doesn’t have much literary background but is fairly literate.  By the time he left (I told him I had things to do with my mother at four and so would have to “close shop” then), I had another one of my headaches–due to social pressure?

Entry 102 — MATO2, Chapter 3.03

February 10th, 2010

On Saturday  9 February 1991 a double-letter arrived, with messages from both Crag and his wife Laurie.  Crag disappointed me by not having read the essay on short poems I had sent him, but Laurie made up for it by accepting two poems I’d sent for inclusion in her issue of Score, to follow Crag’s.  Crag’s main matter was finding out if I’d help him co-publish an issue of Score to be devoted to Austrian visual poetry.  He used four of my pieces I found out a month or so later–and the one by Virginia Hlavsa I sent him, which made me happier than his acceptance of my things.  I’m a jerk in many ways, but I really do enjoy getting the work of others I admire a showing as much or more than getting my own accepted.

A literary note: I rewrote the first stanza of my sonnet out of adolescence, dropping the hitherto sacred “underspell” in order to allow a new rhyme that in turn allows for a smoother flow, I hope.  I’m not sure if I improved the poem, and have been feeling uncertain about “anthem-skyed,” too.  I attribute the latter to my general feeling of unkk, however–and a need for a vacation from my sonnets.  I wish I could get into some new textual poem.

Two days later I was working again on volume two of what I was referring to as “my poetixetera book,” Of Manywhere-at-Once. The lay-out.  From 17 through 25 February 1991 I fine-tuned the book.  Among the changes was my removal of my characterization of colleges as “conformity-validation centers.”  I liked it but needed to cut down the size of a paragraph so it would fit on its page, so . . .

March 1991 began with another of my futile attempts to get somewhere careerwise, this time by trying for help from the Charlotte County Arts and Humanities Council, of which I, either on my own or as a representative of the Tuesday Writers’ Group was a member of.  Whichever, it got me into an open meeting.  I met a few nice people, including the two main people, the executive director and the chairman.  I  seemed to go over well, especially when it came my turn to introduce myself to the gathering and I described the Runaway Spoon Press as having published people from all over the world, then paused before confessing that that meant that I’d published a couple of guys from Canada, which got a big laugh.  I hadn’t meant to say I’d published people all over the world–I was probably thinking of Kaldron or Mimi’s show–but I saved myself with the ad lib.  About twenty people attended the meeting, none of them avant garde–or probably aware of its existence.

About a week later, I found out that another career move had thunked: an essay I’d written on pluraesthetc poetry and was sure would entertain ordinary readers came back from the Atlantic Monthly with a form rejection slip.  “When will I learn?” I asked myself in my diary.

A couple of weeks after that I got an ad from its editor, David Detrich, for a new magazine called, yes, Innovations.  This was of particular personal interest because it was billed in advance as something Major, and I’d had a visual poem accepted for it and an essay on the work of Doris Cross that I thought Extremefully Good.    Karl Kempton had gotten me into it.  We thought we’d get paid for our contributions, but not it looked like we wouldn’t even get free contributors’ copies.   By then Karl had gotten a copy of the magazine, managing as co-editor to cop a freebie.  He wrote me of his disappointment with it.  Lots of typoes, and poorly organized.  One of its errors was the attribution of a work by Doris Cross to me!  It was supposed to go with my article on her, but didn’t.  I could only hope Detrich hadn’t mangled my text too badly.

The day I heard from Karl about Innovations, I packaged some visual poems for Pete Spence’s exhibition, too, which I mention to show what an International Bigshot I was by then as a poet, Pete being an Australian.  About that time I sent off a Poem poems to Geof, who would be publishing the first non-self-published more-than-a-few-pages chapbook of my stuff.

Geof had become by then my chief correspondent and otherstream friend.  he often used stuff of mine in his Subtle Journal of Raw Coinage.  My “whomb” appearing in an issue of that devoted to pwoermds around this time.  Jonathan Brannen’s “laugnage” was, too.  It was my favorite pwoermd in the issue–after not thinking it much at all for several hours (me, who wrote the definitive study of the use of n’s as u’s, and vice-versa, in Manywhere-at-Once book and elsewhere!)   Another I liked was Geof’s “li’ve,” though I wasn’t not sure what it was doing–and still aren’t.

Early in June I learned I was getting mostly threes from those responding to Mike G.’s survey, so will apparently keep my position with Factsheet Five.  I was afraid I’d get a lot of ones, meaning that the rater thought my column should be dumped.  I think the scale was one to five.  I would most like to have gotten 30% 5’s and 70% 1’s.  That anyone would give me less than a 3 considering I was covering a slice of the scene no one else was seems disgusting to me, but that’s the way most people are.  Pander to my interests, the hell with anybody else’s.

On Shakespeare’s birthday in 1991 my mail was sparse (and as I typed that in 2010, I remembered vividly how extremely important the mail was for me back then) included a copy of Innovations–with no cover letter–from Detrich.  A nice package but the contents weren’t too hot.  Detrich supplied a really vague and stupid over-view (in which, among other things, he said that a conversation he’d had with Marvin Sackner convinced him that visual poetry was important, or something to that effect).   Mediocrities like him need to be told by people they consider certified what’s good, what’s not; they can’t figure it out themselves.  And they are the ones in charge of the surface of our culture.

Getting back to Innovations, Harry Polkinhorn’s overview of Latin American visual poetry was barely more than a list of names.  Karl’s essay on typology was in my view worthless–mainly because he didn’t comment on my work in the field, and no one who knows my work in the field can responsibly ignore it in a discussion of typology and taxonomy in visual poetry.  Detrich mangled Karl’s “ensemble,” a visual poetry sequence I consider one of Karl’s best works.  What Detrich did was scatter the frames (though keeping them in order), and putting karl’s name at the bottom of each one.  As a result, they lost all flow as a sequence, and they only work as a sequence.  My poem looked okay.  So did my essay, though I haven’t yet read it through.  When I later did, I found a section hopelessly screwed up, a paragraph of more dropped–from somewhere in the middle of a paragraph to somewhere in the middle of a later paragraph.

An essay by jwcurry was okay but I’d seen it before and felt he could have done better in spots.  There were some nice pieces here and there but it could have been done so much better.  And  Detrich has a very blurry mind, it would seem.  The magazine comes across as just a hodgepodge rather than something pinning down current otherstream poetry that it could have been, and Detrich led us to believe it would be.  He did charge me for my copy–a fairly high amount, as I remember.  As you would expect, he went from this “achievement” to a place on the editorial board of some mainstream magazine whose name I forget.

A highlight for me of 1991 was Mimi Holmes’s 1″ by 1″ show which I guest-curated at our local library, as previously mentioned.  It came off  on Friday 26 April 1991.   Nancy Razposa, the highly supportive head librarian (whose name I no doubt mispelled), has already called one newspaper and expects that I’ll be interviewed about the show on Monday.  I wasn’t interviewed that Monday, but almost three weeks later a reporter for the News Press (aka Charlotte AM) got hold of me and we agreed to meet at the library so I could walk him through the exhibit.  His name was Mike, and he arrived at the library accompanied by a photographer named Kevin.   Both young, and nice.  Naturally, the library was closed, it being Thursday morning, but we got Nancy to let us in, and the interview went okay.  I wasn’t very up, though, and don’t think I was very eloquent or informative.  But it looks like a reasonably good story will hit the newstands Tuesday.

Both Mike and Kevin seemed to find the show interesting–as possible later participants in mail art.  After my interview, I attended another affiliates meeting of the arts and humanities council.  It went okay.  I even talked, asking for suggestions as to how our writers’ club might take advantage of the arts festival coming up in October (with readings was the main suggestion,
and not a bad one).  I grabbed a copy of the latest newsletter and found that my blurb about the mail art show had gotten into it, which was nice.

The newsaper interview finally appeared Wednesday  22 May 1991 in the Charlotte AM.   It was a good one, albeit necessarily superficial.  Nice picture of me, too.  Mike Podolsky wrote it and Kevin Moloney was the photographer.  At around noon I went through the rain to the AM offices to buy copies but only six were available, so I had to clean out a couple of dispensers.  I had bought 3 from a convenience earlier this morning, and ended having bought 22 copies.   I wanted to mail copies to participant.

I guess the show was up about a month.  I do remember that the newspaper story came too late to mean much in so far as publicity was concerned.  I fear the show was not too popular.  I left free hand-outs describing the show for anyone who wanted one.  Only a handful did, and only one person answered  the questionnaire I left for feedback.  Shouldda had some flamingo pictures in the show.  No visual arts show in the county neglects flamingos.

Entry 101 — MATO2, Chapter 3.02

February 9th, 2010

I wasn’t finished with the revision of my book, just with getting a good rough draft of it done.  My morale got a substantial boost on Thursday  3 January 1991 due to a letter from John Byrum.  He asked if I’d consider letting him run a series of excerpts from my book in the newsletter he edits.  I thought that a great idea and after my afternoon nap have spent quite a bit of time getting 12 excerpts ready for him.  As I’ve gone along, I have also found places in my book in need of improvement and have thus taken up the book’s revision again.  In fact, I’ve cut my final chapter by around 500 words.

9 P.M.  Friday  4 January 1991 I made a few new changes in the book and in the excerpts as well.

8 P.M.  Monday  7 January 1991 Got my Manywhere excerpts ready for John Byrum.

10:10 P.M.  Tuesday  8 January 1991  The bank account is very low–I can’t publish more than a hundred copies of my revised edition of Manywhere without going below the minimum balance on my last account with anything at all in it.  But I guess I’ll have enough to print 100 copies of the psychology book, assuming my Xerox holds up.

9 P.M.  Thursday  17 January 1991 The mail included a nice letter from Carita (a member of the Tuesday Writers’ Group who’d bought a copy of my book before moving to Miami)–and the card I’d sent to James Kilpatrick for him to let me know if he’d gotten my letter about “vizlation” with.  He had, and–more amazingly–will be quoting it in a column in February, he says.

10 P.M.  Monday  21 January 1991  I spent most of the rest of the day writing definitions for the words in Of Manywhere-at-Once’s glossary.  It took me a surprisingly long time, but it was helpful, for I was able to improve several passages conerning those words in the main part of
the book.  I was dismayed to find two or three spots where my definitions were quite confused.  But now the only thing left to do to get the book completely ready for printing is a table of contents.  (Aside from working out the margins and all that baloney.)

8:30 P.M.  Wednesday  23 January 1991 I heard from John Byrum, okaying my Manywhere series except that he preferred to start with my second excerpt rather than the one telling about my beginning the sonnet and I decided he was right.  So I withdrew the first excerpt and the last, which goes with it.  Consequently, he’ll be running ten installments.

26 January 1991 I am now like a 25-year-old in quantity of accomplishments and social recognition, but like a 50-year-old in actual accomplishment.  It also passed through my mind how extremely self-confident, even complacent, I am at the deepest level that things will eventually come out right for me.  I think I get that from Mother.  But I’ve always known, too, that I have to work hard if that’s to happen, as I have, for the most part.

Tuesday  29 January 1991 dbqp #101, which I found in the back of my mailbox when I put some letters to go in it this morning.   Very interesting short history of dbqp and list of its first 100 publications with personal comments about them.  He mentioned me a great deal which was flattering but made me a little self-conscious, too.

Friday  1 February 1991  I was full of intimations of apotheosis this morning.  My feelings built till I got back from shopping and found rather null mail awaiting.  They faded quickly, then.  But I continue to feel pretty good.  Actually, it was good mail–letters from Malok, Jonathan and Guy.  Also material about 1X1 exhibit but no letter from Mimi, and a request for a catalogue.  Lastly, a quotation for printing 100, 1000 copies of Of Manywhere-at-Once from McNaughton (or something close to that, a company I’ve heard does good work): $1000, $2000.  Second price not bad at all but 1000 copies too many at this time.

YEAR-END SUMMARY (of my fiftieth year): 9 minor reviews of mine appeared in 5 different publications; 7 pieces of vizlature of mine, all but one of them visual poems, appeared in 6 publications; 2 or 3 of my letters appeared here and there; I got 1 mailart piece off to a show; I got 8 textual poems into 4 magazines; I produced 2 or 3 unplaced visual poems; I wrote 3 not-yet-placed essays; I got my book, Of Manywhere-at-Once, published at last, then revised it in totum; I made and self-published SpringPoem No. 3,719,242.

In short, not much of a year, but not terrible, either.

Entry 100 — MATO2, Chapter 3.01

February 8th, 2010

Note, I’m not posting my chapters in the order they’ll be in when I publish this book, just randomly as I come across material I think will make a chapter–or across an already written chapter.  This chapter returns to my diary excerpts starting with one from a Tuesday late in October 1990.

A lady from the school system visited today’s writers’ group meeting for a while, too.  She had talked to Nell about having members of our club give talks to local high school English classes and/or creative writing clubs.  She left before I could talk with her.  I’m fairly interested in participating.  I think it’d do me good to give a talk to a creative writing club.  I now tend to think nothing much will come of it.  The lady seemed very nice but I would have thought she’d have talked to us rather than just listened if she were serious.  (Nothing ever came of this.)

Wednesday  24 October 1990  was a Red-Letter Day for me: 2 copies of the latest Kaldron arrived from Karl, and two of my visual poems were in it, “Streetscene” and “Homage to Shakespeare.”  Excellent issue, as I had already decided before finding that I’d been included in it.   A few days later I heard from Jake Berry that he had decided to use “otherstream” as the adjective of choice to describe the kind of work he and others like him do. This word did catch slightly on.  I don’t think it’s much used anymore.  Nonetheless, it’s the only one of my coinages that has made it into even minimal use by the general public.

A few weeks later I wrote a letter to Bruce Bawer, a reviewer for The New Criterion to whom I sent a copy of my book, mainly because he spoke of teaching a course devoted to the sonnet in his last piece for the New Criterion.   THE LETTER, I BELIEVE WAS ABOUT WILLIAMS’S RED WHEELBARROW.  I eventually wrote about out exchange and about the poem but (naturally) can’t find what I wrote, which I wanted to insert here.  Hence, all the caps: they are to remind me to connect this with the red wheelbarrow stuff when I finally get it into my book.

Friday  21 December 1990  I glanced at Manywhere to get an idea of how much rewriting I’d have to do for a second edition.  I didn’t find out, but in the process I started re-writing, spending twenty minutes or so on each of  the first three chapters.  They seemed quite good to me.  Just one or two spots that needed clarification.  But the chapters did seem on a higher level than I thought they were when I was writing them.  In other words, they aren’t for the average reader at all.  I had hoped they might work for such a reader, at least in spots.  I now see no way of reaching such readers with the book.  It is for the cultured.  But I still want to simplify it substantially–to make it all for cultured non-specialists instead of in part for the cultured specialist only.  I’m enthusiastic at the moment about succeeding in that.  Certainly the first three chapters shouldn’t give any intelligent cultured reader any problems.

I concentrated on getting together a second edition of my book over the next few days, finishing my revision on the first day of 1991.  Here are some of the comments I made about the revision in my diary as I worked on it:

The paragraph about Pound’s opinion of  meter gave me a lot of trouble.  I wanted to redo it pretty thoroughly but got so tangled up with the rewrite that I ended hardly changing it at all.

23 December 1990: I plowed through six more chapters of my book.  I’m now satisfied that all but the last are about as good as I can make them.  The last is close to that, but is very long so I’m sure there are a few mistakes in it I missed.

30 December 1990  I got myself going just enough to try to fix up my equaphor chapter, which I expected to be the hardest to get right.  Well, I did pretty well on it, and kept going, taking care of the next two chapters as well.  One of them was easy–simply a matter of entirely deleting it.  The other was not all that easy, but not terribly difficult, either.  It was the one with the Klee analysis in it.  That analysis is now the only thing in it.  I’m feeling quite good about the book now.  I think I’ve gotten it better.  Certainly, it is simpler, and it ought to go more smoothly.  The next problem to be solved in the insertion of my new sonnet material.  Then I just have to simplify the parts concerning pluraesthetic poetry and I’ll be done.  I doubt that I have more than a full week-end’s amount of work left to do, so I should finish it before my birthday, which would be nice.

31 December 1990  I was eager to work on my book and did some good work on it for an hour or two in the morning, but got tired and left it till 3:30 or so when I worked on it for another hour or so.  As a result I now have it organized as I want it, with passages about my work on the sonnet coming more often than they did, and structuring the whole better.  I still need to revise the final six chapters, the last one needing an especially large amount of work.  I am convinced the final product will be quite good, though.  But I’m tired of the book again so probably will leave it for a while before doing the last part of my rewrite.  I’ll be terribly disapointed, however, if I don’t have it done before my birthday.

Next day: I worked on my book on and off right up to a little while ago and finished it.  I didn’t reduce the terminology as much as I’d hoped to but got rid of probably half the neologies it had before.  The glossary now has 72 terms in it, 30 of them my coinages.  The book itself is slightly less than 57,000 words long, or about two thousand shorter than it was before.  So it has to be a smoother read.  The problem is that it will still probably seem over-arcane to most readers, even intelligent ones.  At this point I don’t see what more I can do.  But maybe I’ll think of something.

Entry 99 — MATO2, Chapter 2.07

February 7th, 2010

What follows is something I compiled from a mixture of writings I wrote about The World of Zines. Some of it may be repetitions of passages in published materials, and some may be material I deleted from articles that were too long for publication.  I may have published some of it, too, who knows.  In any case, it adds to my picture of the history of Factsheet Five.

Comments on The World of Zines

Mike Gunderloy had been active in the micro-press for some ten years when I joined his team, having then–at the age of 22 or so–founded Factsheet Five as a sort of “zine zine” specializing in reviewing other zines (a zine being a kind of periodical that is to small press magazines what the latter are to, well, Cosmopolitan or NewsWeek).  Factsheet Five was purely a hobby for Gunderloy at first.  Working out of his garage (or the equivalent), he gradually turned it into something resembling a real business, eventually having it printed by offset and getting it commercially distributed.  His last issue had a press run of over 10,000 copies.  That in itself wasn’t enough to bring him financial success.  What it did, though, was establish him as an authority on zines, which were the subject of the book Penguin signed him up for, The World of Zines.  And now he’s getting national press coverage–and making at least a little money.

According to one newspaper article on Gunderloy, at least one other editor has recently been directly absorbed from a zine into the BigTime: a fellow named Christian Gore.  Seven years ago, at the age of 19, Gore started a six-page zine on movies called Film Threat that is now a slickzine with a circulation of 125,000.  So, while the only sane reason to begin a zine is to say things, however privately, that the mainstream isn’t, dreaming of one day reaching a public of some size is not entirely irrational.

In any event, if you’re at all interested in zines–as a publisher or would-be publisher of one, or as just a reader–I highly recommend The World of Zines to you.  It provides excellent, if brief, reviews, such as the one that follows concerning Raleigh Clayton’s Fugitive Pope (available for $1 in cash or stamps from Raleigh Clayton Muns, 7351-A Burrwood Dr., St. Louis MO 63121), which I chose at random from the 300-plus that are discussed in The World of Zines, seems to me typical of the genre.  Here’s what Gunderloy and his co-editor Cari Goldberg Janice have to say about it:

“Life as a librarian need not be terminally dull, as Raleigh proves over and over again in these pages.  He recounts strange questions encountered at the reference desk, gives us glimpses of what it’s really like in librarian school and suggests ways to discourage masturbation in the stacks.  Along the way, bits and pieces of obscure writing are dropped in–almost as much fun as finding them serendipitously among the stacks.”

Note Fugitive Pope’s resemblance to an ongoing letter.  Such is generally what most zines resemble, though a letter usually confined to some central subject–a librarian’s life here, flying saucers (UFO) or old Norse religions (Asynjur) elsewhere.  Comics, sports, sci fi, hobbies and collecting, “hip whatnot,” travel, and–this a single category– splatter, death & other good news are just some of the other general topics the zines reviewed get into.

It is refreshing to note that Gunderloy and Janice include on their pages almost as many graphics, rants, poems and other matter culled from the zines under review as they do commentary. Hence, we’re not just told about zines, we’re meaningfully exposed to parts of them.

Contact and ordering information for every zine mentioned is included, too.  Moreover, a number of pages at the book’s end deal in detail with the nitty-grit of starting, running and circulating one’s own zine.  This should make The World of Zines highly useful, particularly for people outside the knownstream who have incorrect interests, or lack credentials, but who nonetheless want to have some kind of voice in their culture, however small.

Of course, it can’t be said that The World of Zines is perfect: every connoisseur of the field will find dozens of terrible omissions (where, for example, is my favorite zine, the subtle journal of raw coinage?!?).  Considering that there are something like 20,000 zines extant (according to the authors’ estimate, which seems sound to me), this is inevitable.  It is not important, for the object of the book is to introduce the scene it covers, not exhaustively memorialize it, and this The World of Zines does with efficiency and flair.

Here endeth the history of my involvement in Factsheet Five. Later I’ll be quoting from columns I wrote for it.

Entry 98 — MATO2, Chapter 2.06

February 6th, 2010

Here’s what I got published in Small Press Review about me and Factsheet Five as a guest editorial:

Into the BigTime

By Bob Grumman

Among those of us who compose our masterpieces of prose or verse deep in the hinterlands of the hinterlands, I doubt that there are many who have not dreamed, however pure of heart we are, that there will come a day when something will go wrong, and a beserk minute projection of the BigTime will shoot out in our direction and beyond, then halt, permanently–with us inside it.  That the Bigtime will have accommodated us rather than the other way around, will, of course, allow us to accept the situation.  Insane this dream, without question, but . . . well, I’m here to tell you, my friends, that it has happened to me!

Here’s what’s happened: Penguin Books has published a large-format paperback survey of “the independent magazine revolution” by Mike Gunderloy and Cari Goldberg Janice called The World of Zines and a poem of mine is quoted in full in it.  What’s more, one page later I am cited as an important critic of the scene!  Okay, maybe all that doesn’t quite put me up there with Norman (Mailer) and Danielle (Steele), but I’m certainly not far from them.

How did this happen is not (entirely) to brag about myself but to make a few observations on “success”–mainly for those in the small press world who might want to follow me.  One is that, yes, who you know is probably what counts the most in the success game: Gunderloy is the former editor of Factsheet Five,  and I was one of his columnists for five years.  I never met him in person but we did exchange a fair number of friendly letters.  Of course, it could be argued that Gunderloy’s knowing me was an advantage I had earned since I wouldn’t have been able to latch on as a columnist for Factsheet Five without some kind of writing talent.

Well, I started at Factsheet Five because I knew Miekal And, a crazy multi-media wizard who, with his wife Liz Was, ran a publishing operation called Xerox Sutra (which has since become Xexoxial Endarchy, to avoid trademark infringement).  I knew And because I had bought $90 worth of books through the mail from his firm, and had written, and sent him, some criticism of it, some of it quite favorable to work he himself had done.  At this time (1987) And was peppering Gunderloy with letters reproaching him for not paying enough attention to experimental art publications in his magazine, which was billed as a complete guide to the micro-press.  Gunderloy agreed that he wasn’t and, feeling unqualified himself to treat such material, invited And to.  That was my door in, for And had too many commitments elsewhere.  He suggested I write Gunderloy, offering my services.  I did so, then at his request sent him a few sample reviews–which he thought good enough to use.

This all makes me sound much more self-serving and systematic than I actually was.  I originally bought the books from And because I was genuinely interested in what his press was doing, not to butter him up.  The essay on those books that I subsequently wrote was more a means of investigation than an attempt to further (more exactly at that point, begin) my writing career–although it was partially, and consciously, the latter as well.  The real upshot here is that I made my people-connections only after making my interest-connections.  That is, I first got involved with experimental art because I was genuinely interested in it, and that involvement led to my involvements with And and Gunderloy.

So here’s my advice for making it into the BigTime: develop your interests.

Note: the above was written 15 or 20 years ago.  My stint at Factsheet Five remains to this day the highest in the BigTime I ever got.  As I keep saying, I can’t begin to understand it.

Entry 97 — MATO2, Chapter 2.05

February 6th, 2010

Here’s something about Factsheet Five I got published somewhere, probably in Small Press Review:

Micro-Zine Compendium

Factsheet Five
#47, Spring, 1993, 112pp.;
Box 170099, San Francisco
CA 94117. 6 issues/$20.

For almost two years the bible of the micro-zine world, Factsheet Five, has been an on again, off again, proposition.  It seemed not to have much chance of survival when founder Mike Gunderloy abruptly abandoned it in the summer of ‘91 (due mainly, I gather, to overload, and too much generosity with free subscriptions).  Some five months later a personage with the intriguing name of Hudson Luce, who had talked Gunderloy into the rights to F5, managed to publish one fairly decent issue of it.  He then became only intermittently available, though vowing to continue the magazine for at least five or six more issues.  Eventually he sold his rights for a dollar to someone in San Francisco who started an electronic version.  I’m not sure how the present editor of the regular version, Seth Friedman, got in on the act, but early this year, when almost no one thought F5 would ever see print again, he got another issue out.  And now, against all odds, he’s published his second.

This is cause for celebration for anyone interested in what’s going on in the off-off-Broadway of the publishing world, for Factsheet Five has been covering that world with almost insane thoroughness since 1982.  During that time, it has been pretty much the sole general source of information in the U.S. on underground comicbooks, punk rock zines, sci fi fanzines, queerzines (as their own editors call them), conspiracy theory pamphlets, experioddica, animals’ rights magazines, and scores of other equally special-interest publications–including, most estimably, political and religious hate magazines (because, under Gunderloy, F5 was always a courageous champion of freedom of speech, even for those with whom Gunderloy was in violent disagree- ment).

The latest issue is as thorough as any of Gunderloy’s, for it contains over 1300 reviews.  It is also indexed, a welcome improvement.  Its paragraph-sized reviews tend to summarize contents, not discuss them, but they are informative and well-written.  Since Friedman has taken charge, F5 has not printed anything but reviews, aside from Friedman’s editorials, and one short article he wrote on food.  Consequently, it can be rather monotonous at times for a non-fanatic.  But it includes drawings, cartoons and wacked-out ads, and I’m sure that with time it will bring back at least some of the kinds of columns and features that made Gunderloy’s F5 so sparklingly more than a data-bank.   In the meantime, it’s reassuring to those of us who publish or write for micro-zines to know that it will continue to be there to chronicle our doings on a relatively visible, national basis.

Entry 96 –MATO2, Chapter 2.04

February 5th, 2010

8:30 P.M.  Friday  28 August 1992 I got quite a bit of  semi-interesting mail, including a form letter from Jim Knipfel  announcing that Hudson Luce sold Factsheet Five to Jerod Pore.  Then this evening Bill Paulaskis gave me a call and we chatted about the latest F5 developments, and Taproot Review, which he’s going to be participating in as well, and other matters.  My mail also included a note from John Byrum, who didn’t have anything to say about his newsletter but did invite me to do a  reading in Cleveland.

9 September 1992  Joe Lane just called me.  He just wanted to know what was  going on with me; he said that apparently the new Factsheet Five has two editors, one of them in charge of the printed version.  His name is Seth Friedman, and Joe thinks he’ll be getting in touch with me soon.  I certainly hope the magazine gets going again, with my column as part of it.

11 December 1992.  A form letter from Len Fulton announcing to past contributors to Small Press Review that he was planning to start a new similar magazine devoted to reviewing small press magazines and inviting comment, and submissions.  I wrote him a postcard note in support of the new magazine and told him he could count on help from me.  Next I hope to send him three 500-word reviews and volunteer for a position as regular columnist on “experioddica.”  It would be a huge step forward if he agreed to that!

Saturday  16 January 1993  I got a form advertisement for subscrip- tions to  Factsheet Five from Seth Friedman–no mention of my column.  I subscribed to F5 anyway.

Tuesday  19 January 1993  Among a largish number of minor letters was one that came in an envelope with no return address.  I tore it open thinking it and and ready to toss it.  Then I saw that it was from Small Press Review . . .  For a few  seconds I thought it was some kind of form letter,  particularly when I noticed that  the second of its two sheets was  a style sheet.  But I then realized that the first sheet was not from Small Press Review after all, but from Small Magazine Review.  It was, in fact, Len Fulton’s reply to my offer to write a column for his new magazine: he accepted!  Naturally, I was delighted–even though he only wants to run my column every  other issue for a while, and is hesitant about using the samples I sent him on the grounds that the magazines reviewed in them won’t be current by the time they appear.  He did say that he should be able eventually to do it more often, and he encouraged me to write regular reviews and features, etc.  In short, he was very positive.  And so am I.  I have now become sufficiently established to become an important part of world culture–if I deserve to.  I will now have to be attended to–if I deserve to be, for I will now be regularly visible.  If I deserve  a significant place in world culture, I will now not be  denied it because I couldn’t gain access to a
large enough public.  From now on all should be automatic, assuming I keep working hard.  Of course, if the  New Yorker comes through for me, things will be even better, but it doesn’t matter that much any more.  And that’s it for this entry.

(Note: The was the high point of my bigWorld achievements, I still can’t understand why.)

Thursday  21 January 1993    Around eleven a letter and some copies of the long-awaited first issue of Taproot Reviews arrived from Luigi-Bob Drake.  The magazine looked very nice and did a pretty good job of covering the micro-press scene.  I had a bunch of reviews in it, possibly all the ones I sent him, but he didn’t run my column.  He ran four others’ columns, though.  Oh, well, I’m more than willing to keep on as reviewer, as I told him in the reply I wrote to his letter.

27 January 1993: Mike Gunderloy’s Penguin book about the underground press is now out.  I ordered a copy, eager to see it.  I should be able to do an interesting review of it for Small Press Review.  I’m curious if I’ll be mentioned in it.   Probably not.  Geof, I’m sure, will be, however.